Top 10 Fr. Corapi-isms

Found this over on Patrick Madrid’s site. It’s modeled after the famously funny Chuck Norris-isms. Very funny!

I’ve mentioned Fr. Corapi quite a bit on Fallible Blogma. Here are a few of the reasons why:

10. When Father Corapi does push-ups, he doesn’t push up. He pushes the world down.

9. Father Corapi doesn’t sleep. He waits.

8. Father Corapi can make onions cry.

7. Father Corapi keeps a nightlight on when he goes to bed, not because he’s afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.

6. Superman wears Father Corapi pajamas.

5. Father Corapi doesn’t read books. He stares them down till he gets the information he wants.

4. Every night before going to bed, the Boogeyman checks under his bed for Father Corapi.

3. Father Corapi can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

2. Father Corapi’s calendar goes straight from March 3lst to April 2nd. No one fools Father Corapi.

1. Once, a cobra bit Father Corapi in the leg. After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.